{"product_id":"funny-dad-fart-candle","title":"Funny Dad Fart Candle","description":"\u003cp\u003eWe all know Dad's got gas. Now he's got a candle for it. This Father's Day masterpiece isn't just a gag gift, it's a strategic defense system disguised as home décor. Bonus: it actually smells amazing, so nobody has to suffer. The perfect gift for the dad who's tired of pretending his emissions don't exist.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNatural soy wax blend candle, featuring a lead-free cotton wick in a reusable glass jar, topped with a sleek black lid. Our candles are natural, 100% vegan, phthalate-free, toxin-free, and paraben-free. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCandle Specs: Height: 3.5” Diameter: 2.8” Net Weight: 9 oz (255 g) Burn Time: 50–60 hours \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFragrance: White Sage + lavender\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCandle Care: Trim wick to ¼\" before each burn. Burn for 2–4 hours at a time. Keep wax free of debris. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCaution: Burn within sight. Keep away from drafts, pets, and children. Always place on a heat-safe surface.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Scented Serenade","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47658295689452,"sku":"980890D","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0480\/9284\/0099\/files\/c6f987fcc2a254a44e57ffa2d5243dbfb788cf8e6e349ec51246a405537acfea.webp?v=1779484925","url":"https:\/\/acmegift.com\/products\/funny-dad-fart-candle","provider":"Acme Gift","version":"1.0","type":"link"}